Simon Le Geyt

Ian Smith of The Inner Mind

Inner Mind Reform Shock

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Despite protests from music lovers and several restraining orders, legendary Reggae band, The Inner Mind, have decided to call it a day and reform.

The Inner Mind, recently voted Britain's foremost overweight middle-aged white reggae band will be touring a Huddersfield pub in the very near future.

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Singer, keyboard player and leader Ian Smith has finally addressed his coke problem.

Interviewed on one of his many mobile phones he said "After years of wandering around half out of it, the solution hit me - put twice as much rum in!"

Alongside Smith, two other original members are bass player Dave Tattersall, who was finally persuaded to take off his Man United strip and drummer Jimmy Walsh.

Jimmy hadn't touched his kit for 28 years before the band's recent gig at the Station Tavern.

Most of the audience on the night hoped the rest of the band would follow Jimmy's example.

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New band member, guitarist and mathematician, Simon Le Geyt has discovered the true value of pie. Also new is trombonist Dave Summers, who lets the side down by being a bit slim.